tea

The flavor is meaty and full, but man oh man does it do awful things to your teeth... - Matty Malaprop

Parents: the OG-est of trolls. - Matty Malaprop

Trolling is a art.

Sure, the fuddy duddies who buy high-end tea are notorious for putting on airs, but at least now they can be lighter than them! - Matty Malaprop

Hmmm... now I'm just wondering the best way to graphically depict rooibos... - Matty Malaprop

I pity the fool who thinks you can get good tea from most primarily-coffee-oriented cafés. - Matty Malaprop

It just goes to show you: nothing good ever comes from infidelitea. - Matty Malaprop

Fancy a cup of Meteor Breakfast, old chap? - Matty Malaprop