tea

Sure, the fuddy duddies who buy high-end tea are notorious for putting on airs, but at least now they can be lighter than them! - Matty Malaprop

It just goes to show you: nothing good ever comes from infidelitea. - Matty Malaprop

If I'm going to be incessantly eyed by some cyclopean fiend, he might as well at least taste of delicious chamomile! - Matty Malaprop

Hmmm... now I'm just wondering the best way to graphically depict rooibos... - Matty Malaprop

I'm very sympathetic to the owner of the cup in this post. If my favorite coffee cup ever breaks, it will feel like I've lost an extremi-tea. - Matty Malaprop

I've been watching this for like five minutes now, and it's really starting to gif me a headache. - Matty Malaprop

Fancy a cup of Meteor Breakfast, old chap? - Matty Malaprop

I pity the fool who thinks you can get good tea from most primarily-coffee-oriented cafés. - Matty Malaprop

Unless that's an awkwardly shaped piece of cinnamon in a cup of cocoa, I'm not particularly interested. Thanks for the offer though, I guess. - Matty Malaprop

Just a friendly reminder here to think twice before plopping your soggy teabag down on an unsuspecting saucer. - Matty Malaprop