Because that's the kind of behavior that will dig you a watery grave in court. - Matty Malaprop
No, seriously, they really oughta bathe that poor donkey! It can't be comfortable with all that mud on its hooves. - Matty Malaprop
I'm one of those who do, Siri-usly. - Matty Malaprop
Their motions on the floor are always very fluid, and concerning their choreography, no one could ever rightly say they faucet. - Matty Malaprop
-1 Loyalty: You get an emblem that says flirting you control gets +1/+0. - Matty Malaprop
They always get so upset when their booze comes to them in a Ballet! I've always preferred my swill on Flamenco, but at least I know how to compromise! - Matty Malaprop
