Punmaster Mike_K says: "... the only tablet Motörhead needs is the Asus Spades!" Coincidentally, the only Umlaut-bearing band I need is Motörhead, so I'm sold on this tablet just for that reason! - Matty Malaprop
Maybe the weird-sounding commandments were just victims of Google Translate's imperfections? - Matty Malaprop
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