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Seems to me that these men were busy discussing their international policy concerning Beirut. - Matty Malaprop

Because interstellar exploration should never feel like a headache. - Matty Malaprop

Source: Threadless

I know life feels so hard right now, but I promise it'll get better! You'll persevere and then everyone will know will be green with envy over your accomplishments! - Matty Malaprop

He could stand to practice his multiplication tables, but he's got the whole long division thing down pat! - Matty Malaprop

If you ever move, I'm going to tiramis-u so much! - Matty Malaprop

True story: I have a friend who owns this shirt. He's exactly as nerdy as you'd imagine. - Matty Malaprop

He's a fearsome god, but he'd probably be more fearsome with glasses. He's painfully Mjolnir-sighted. - Matty Malaprop

He may be able to stop a god and his army, but sadly he can't avenge your failing chemistry grade. - Matty Malaprop

Yep, that's definitely a bomb you don't want to be around at the time of detonation. - Matty Malaprop

Source: 6 Dollar Shirts

He pities the fool who can't make laundry art as good as this. - Matty Malaprop