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I wanna hold your... paw? - Matty Malaprop

One percent of people notice 99 percent of all grammar and spelling errors on the interwebs. #OccupyMerriam-Webster - Matty Malaprop

What horrible predicament has fate let Lusitania upon the world this time? - Matty Malaprop

But unlike post-its, breasticles are generally quite difficult to overlook. - Matty Malaprop

Unless that's an awkwardly shaped piece of cinnamon in a cup of cocoa, I'm not particularly interested. Thanks for the offer though, I guess. - Matty Malaprop

Parents: the OG-est of trolls. - Matty Malaprop

Trolling is a art.

I see what you did there, Wink. - Matty Malaprop

I mean, sure, this isn't how the business cat meme works at all, but maybe the OP was just high on nip? - Matty Malaprop