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... or maybe it's just a spoonfulerism, because I eat both for breakfast every morning. - Matty Malaprop

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Though his beats were considered by many to be completely sick, DJ Salinger's career was ultimately self-dismantled after numerous accusations of him being a "phony" started to affect his creative process. - Matty Malaprop

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She knows Kung Fu. But you probably shouldn't ask her to show you. - Matty Malaprop

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Ah, the ol' second amendment word order switcheroo. I didn't see that one com-OH WAIT YES I DID. - Matty Malaprop

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Oh, did I say health nut? I meant nut. In general. As in totally batsh*t insane and awful. Sorry for the confusion. - Matty Malaprop

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In my mind, the bear is actually a weird fauna-inflected Transformer, thus being a crossable bear that is also a bear-able cross. HAYO! - Matty Malaprop

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And it should come as a surprise to no one that they're milking the mission for all its worth from a public opinion perspective. - Matty Malaprop