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common idioms and sayings that are untrue | Smile-Fearless 2 days ago edited 1 day ago 4 4 More "If don't succeed first time, try try again had fourth grade teacher COMPLETELY against this saying. Her reasoning if doing wrong? Then just continue do wrong until give up out frustration. So, she preferred say "Keep trying different ways until get right".

Classic Sayings That Are Kind Of Wrong

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Quality Puns We're Not Sure If We Even Like

Karen thinks employee is a line cutter and looks dumb | r/IDontWorkHereLady Posted by u/LKJNAElhjberg 32 3 3 16 hours ago 3 Let's shake things up WORK* here, Lady XL out work because Covid, so occasionally drive my husband and work, cause he has long commute and at least once awhile can do driving him. Now, he works at Warehouse-Type Shopping Center. Between 9-10am, M-F, they have Senior Shopping. His shift started at 9:45 had some shopping do, so walked together went grab cart and go back line

Karen Thinks Employee Is Line Cutter, Gets Humbled

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Entitled People With Their Childish Demands

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Weird and Ridiculous Junk People Tried Selling Online

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A Smattering of Puns to Fill the Pun Void

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Foods Being Eaten Improperly

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Impressive and Dumb Low Budget DIY Solutions

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41 Dad Jokes so Funny They'll Make Your Dad Say "Hi Laughing, I'm Dad"

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Not-Incorrect Moments of Technical Accuracy

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25 Not Completely Incorrect, Technically Accurate Moments

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25 Funny Signs That Give Dad Jokes a Run for Their Money

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Dad Jokes, Puns and Other Clever Memery

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Puns of Varying Quality and Clevertude

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Parents demand nanny begin no-diaper potty training with 18-month-old who spends 10 hours a day in her home: 'They're adamant it'll take 3 days'

Parents demand nanny begin no-diaper potty training with 18-month-old who spends 10 hours a day in her home: 'They're adamant it'll take 3 days'

Homeowners park on their driveway to block entitled neighbors from parking on their property: 'We shouldn’t have to ask them 3 times in a month not to park at our house.'

Homeowners park on their driveway to block entitled neighbors from parking on their property: 'We shouldn’t have to ask them 3 times in a month not to park at our house.'

37 and 30-year-old sisters take a DNA test and discover they’re only half-sisters and don’t share the same father, and their mom expects them to keep it a secret

37 and 30-year-old sisters take a DNA test and discover they’re only half-sisters and don’t share the same father, and their mom expects them to keep it a secret

Company mandates RTO, workers commute 50 minute to wear headphones alone and take virtual meetings with coworkers

Company mandates RTO, workers commute 50 minute to wear headphones alone and take virtual meetings with coworkers

Tampa Guy sells his grandfather's Seiko watch $1,200 on eBay, the buyer swaps it for a fake, and gets a full refund despite perfect documentation

Tampa Guy sells his grandfather's Seiko watch $1,200 on eBay, the buyer swaps it for a fake, and gets a full refund despite perfect documentation

New hire eats carnivore diet, faces grilling from coworkers: 'Whatever he's trying to do clearly isn't working'

New hire eats carnivore diet, faces grilling from coworkers: 'Whatever he's trying to do clearly isn't working'