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This kid... what a nut! - Matty Malaprop

... because every time I see you my Jokulhaups* to attention! - Matty Malaprop

Source: Three Word Phrase

• Yes, my p33n is named Jokul. WHATCHAGONNADOABOUTIT?

Granted, whoever really loves this pun probably has worse annunciation than 50 Cent, but still. - Matty Malaprop

... or at least the fuzziest, amirite? - Matty Malaprop

And I'm sure the action sequences will go stale far too quickly. - Matty Malaprop

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