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rude customer returns collectors item and watches someone else buy it | r/MaliciousCompliance Posted by u/SalvaPot 18 hours ago G 6 2 18 20 3 20 11 want money back on this item is selling 10 times are paying and demand now? Sounds good. oC L run an anime/geek store and are really lenient with pre-orders used not require deposit make an order, and case needed more time pick-up an item, all had do ask could also hold items as long as needed our storage if wanted gather lot items so could save on

Rude Customer Doesn't Realize He's Returning Collector's Item

If you say so, man.
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grandma refuses to learn grandson's name so grandson says her name wrong | r/AmItheAsshole Posted by u/notmyname2020_ AITA calling my grandma by wrong name until she gets my name right? Not hole This has going on since forever so decided do something 16m) half Mexican my dad's side and my mom's side is Scottish. Ngl most my mom's family is high key racist and is been problems sometimes growing up. My grandma on my mom's side never liked my dad and happy

Grandma Won't Learn Grandson's Name So He Mispronounces Hers

It's the least one could do.
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By warriorcatz4eva
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Rupert Always Has to Ruin it for the Rest of Us...

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That's a Lot of Buildup for Such a Little Pun...

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'I Lobster But Never Flounder.'

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Student sees fire but staff makes them wait to report it | r/MaliciousCompliance Posted by u/ArmyMPSides 12 days ago Shut down while trying report fire at my high school oc S senior back high school Middle Tennessee had smoking area students. This 1990, so yeah old. My daughters actually just asked post this story here. Anyway, so good student and had great reputation among faculty at this school about 2000 students.

Staff Makes Student Patiently Wait to Report Fire

School is weird.
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A Performance From a World Pun Champion

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Pictures Worth More Than 1000 Words (20 images)

When words aren't enough...
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Story of Karen Customer who claims to know CEO, tech support calls her bluff

Karen Says She Knows CEO, Tech Support Calls Her Bluff

Not a great strategy, Karen.
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Military nurse deals with Karen boss | Posted by u/BangarangRufio847 14 hours ago have find my own coverage? Alrighty then! oc Rule 8 Super long(sorry) TL;DR at end About 10 years ago got my first job at nursing home after coming off active duty military director nursing, who call Dawn reserves so hit off pretty quick got my nursing license while military and had only really cared young strapping soldiers, not elderly, but Dawn and other nurses taught ropes.

Ex-Military Nurse Gets the Drop on Karen Boss

Karen did it to herself.
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funny petty elevator revenge story | r/pettyrevenge Posted by u/-BigBadBeef Petty revenge against petty shipyard security work shipyard. COVID has seen some pretty harsh measures which actually endorse, since shipyard attracts workers all over world. One these measures lists maximum amount people can occupy elevator at once. Only 3 can use elevator at any given time, but only one if transport materials alongside.

Worker Deploys Petty Revenge on Elevator Rule Stickler

People can get petty.
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Moses and the Tablets

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By kerux1975
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Tumblr Thread on Patrol Ghost Ship Submarines | pipistrellus STILL ON PATROL learned something new and horrifying today which is no submarine is ever considered "lost there is apparently tradition U.S. Navy no submarine is ever lost. Those go sea and do not return are considered be "still on patrol There is monument about this along canal near here its worst thing have ever seen says "STILL ON PATROL huge letters and then goes on specify exactly many WWII submarine ghosts are STILL OUT THERE

Tumblr Thread: The Still On-Patrol Submarines

Yeah, that's wild.
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By el_wuffel
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