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Oh man, the possibilities of mythological rage comics are endless! You have Y Eunomia Guy, Hefapfapfapstus, Me Zeusta, Poseiderp, Poker Phanes... - Matty Malaprop

Looks like somebody's feeling a little engorg'd, if you ask me... - Matty Malaprop

Do you have what it takes to be an hero?

As my Colorado friends often remind me, this kind of thing is what they call "just another day in Boulder." - Matty Malaprop

... because legal marijuana. And stuff. Also the squirrels in Seattle kind of look like Pacharisus? Or maybe that's just when you're under the influence... - Matty Malaprop

Pokémemes: Gotta catch 'em LOL!

... or else his entire living space will be ganja in a single puff of smoke. - Matty Malaprop