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As my Colorado friends often remind me, this kind of thing is what they call "just another day in Boulder." - Matty Malaprop

... because legal marijuana. And stuff. Also the squirrels in Seattle kind of look like Pacharisus? Or maybe that's just when you're under the influence... - Matty Malaprop

Pokémemes: Gotta catch 'em LOL!

Oh man, the possibilities of mythological rage comics are endless! You have Y Eunomia Guy, Hefapfapfapstus, Me Zeusta, Poseiderp, Poker Phanes... - Matty Malaprop

Looks like somebody's feeling a little engorg'd, if you ask me... - Matty Malaprop

Do you have what it takes to be an hero?

... or else his entire living space will be ganja in a single puff of smoke. - Matty Malaprop