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I'm betting all these puns were brewed up in Cosmo's Factory... - Matty Malaprop

Sure, these are pretty clever, but they'll do you a fat latke of good when a bread-enthusiast turned door-to-door missionary comes knockin'. - Matty Malaprop

Social media at its best and worst on Failbook!

Truth is, I really love Facebook punslinging. How inconvenient. - Matty Malaprop

More Facebook foibles over here!

And this, children, is what happens when you open your big mouthpieces. - Matty Malaprop

I love me a good Hobbit joke as much as the next person, but this conversation filled me with a bit of Mordorous intent. - Matty Malaprop

Social media at its best and worst on Failbook!

All I can recommend is that Matthew take some medicine and go to bed, lest he wants to Diggory his own grave! - Matty Malaprop