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By IG Joe
... and also wouldn't it be "ARRRRange?" Ugh, some punsters' children... - Matty Malaprop
After reading this groan-worthy pizza puns, I really feel like I could use a margherita. - Matty Malaprop
And I'm sure the action sequences will go stale far too quickly. - Matty Malaprop
By floatingpoint
This overly long Facebook abomination is your fault, Darth Waiter... - Matty Malaprop
By jojodmo2010 (Via Cheezburger iOS Builder)
And this right here is why I always get a little irked when doctors try and get cheeky with their 25 cents worth. - Matty Malaprop
Or musings on music in general... pssk, I don't even know. All I know is I'm a 12-year-old when it comes to giggling at the mention of "G-strings." - Matty Malaprop
By Caleb
You post one little innocuous picture, and then BOOM! Here comes the swarm! - Matty Malaprop
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By Kevin Bacon
Good or bad, elevator sex always ends with someone getting the shaft. If you know what I mean. - Matty Malaprop
Orange you glad I don't post too terribly many of these things every week? - Matty Malaprop
Via Ryan Lowrie
The doctors had never seen anything like it before. They even had to coin a new term to describe the situation! - Matty Malaprop
By Unknown
Her boyfriend's name is Douglas Fir, but what she doesn't know is he's been pollenating with other lady-trees and is now a carrier of Phytophthora root rot. - Matty Malaprop
