Star Trek

Or in the words of Wu-Tang, "ya'll better protrek ya holodeck!" - Matty Malaprop

This year, give the gift everyone really wants. Give the gift of Star Trek. - Matty Malaprop

Looks like someone went warp speed all over her stupid face, amirite? - Matty Malaprop

Guess it explains all the robotic punk rock drumming that band pumped out during their career, eh? - Matty Malaprop

Do you see what I did there, up in the title? Man, I should go into marketing! - Matty Malaprop

To boldly drop the bass where no one has ever dropped the bass before. - Matty Malaprop

If you ask me, Seven of Nyan was truly Jeri Ryan's strongest role. - Matty Malaprop