Star Trek

This year, give the gift everyone really wants. Give the gift of Star Trek. - Matty Malaprop

Maybe he and Spock Lobster can get together and start an underwater band! - Matty Malaprop

Guess it explains all the robotic punk rock drumming that band pumped out during their career, eh? - Matty Malaprop

... and those Trekkies are filled with... Data? WAIT NO NOT LIKE THAT OH GOD THE HORRIBLE MENTAL IMAGES OH GOD - Matty Malaprop

To boldly drop the bass where no one has ever dropped the bass before. - Matty Malaprop

When it comes to punmaking, all things Star Trek-related are forever wetsuitable. - Matty Malaprop

Or in the words of Wu-Tang, "ya'll better protrek ya holodeck!" - Matty Malaprop

Do you see what I did there? DO YOU SEE IT????? - Matty Malaprop

Do you see what I did there, up in the title? Man, I should go into marketing! - Matty Malaprop

I would say that, with regards to Picard-based erotica, someone needs to make it so... but then I remembered this is the Internet, and that already exists in spades... - Matty Malaprop