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It's a Miracle Diet I Can Get Behind!

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Unfortunately Yellow didn't read the fine print, which reminds that you'll immediately regain the weight with every seat you take. - Matty Malaprop

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DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!

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You're not my real dad, construction crew that put up this sign! - Matty Malaprop

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Ace of Basic Bird Classification

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It sounds like this poor bird really egrets ever leaving you. I guess it just goes to show that love is always fight or flight. - Matty Malaprop

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Coincidentally, He's Upstanding Too

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Because what good would a down-laying scarecrow even be, amirite? - Matty Malaprop

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Head Over Heels

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I mean, it was cute I guess, but it wasn't like a corgi or a baby basset hound or anything... - Matty Malaprop

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Robert Pattinson Standing In The Kitchen Memes Makes Great Material

Robert Pattinson, the Twilight heartthrob from back in the day, has recently found his way back into the spotlight for two main reasons. The first is his upcoming performance as the new Batman, which people have pretty mixed feelings over. The second is the resurfacing of a picture of Pattinson on Instagram from 2017 (which he has since deleted). The photo shows him standing in a kitchen during the shooting of Good Time, in which he plays Connie, a petty thief. Connie doesn't exactly have the dashing looks you're used to seeing Pattinson sport in Twilight, and of course, the internet immediately took advantage of how creepy he looked. The memes are savage, but also hilarious. Check out some of the funniest ones below.

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Wifi is the Word

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ICWUDT, bird-brained illustrator. - Matty Malaprop

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More Like Derping in Her Field, Amirite?

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ERMAGEHRD! KERMS! - Matty Malaprop

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She is Also Perpetuating One of the Most Tired Puns on the Internet

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Well, maybe she'll trip and land in horse manure and then we can all laugh about that instead? - Matty Malaprop

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Good for Her!

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99.9 percent effective at stopping unexpected pregnancy. 100 percent effective at causing unexpected fall fails. - Matty Malaprop

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