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You know, using five jars of mayo on one sandwich isn't that out of the ordinary if you live in Sweden. - Matty Malaprop

This handsome devil's just the spitting image of a Spanish word, if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop

Trufax: Cuidado is one of the dozen spanish words I know. Thanks, freshly-mopped floor warning signs, for making my bilingualism official! - Matty Malaprop

Punmaster xXPeaceLoveRockXx says: "This took more time to make than it appears to have taken. Yay MS Paint."

I'm actually fairly certain this is hate mail against me, but I'm pretty impressed that a user created a pun in my honor, so I'm posting it anyway because I CAN and also did I mention YOU CAN'T REPLACE ME. - Matty Malaprop

Would you eat at a restaurant called The Skinny Cow?

Viva la regeneración! - Matty Malaprop

Set humor to ludicrous speed!

Do you see what I did there? DO YOU SEE IT????? - Matty Malaprop

I've been stewing about this blasphemous broth of legislation for months now. - Matty Malaprop

Water into wine? Pssssk. Try untillable soil into crops. - Matty Malaprop

Don't get me wrong; I strongly disagree with America's immigration policies in many ways. But I do agree with doing whatever is necessary to eradicate music from the face of the Earth, so eh. - Matty Malaprop