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So what falls in the realm of "medium-length bread" then? A nice focaccia? - Matty Malaprop

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I'll admit, I laughed just a wee bit at this joke. Though I admit it's a bit of a low blow. - Matty Malaprop

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Maybe his love of vegetables is a contributing factor to his svelte physique? - Matty Malaprop

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