ship

What horrible predicament has fate let Lusitania upon the world this time? - Matty Malaprop

My love life is like the gondola scene from Lady and the Tramp, but with more icebergs and horrible death. - Matty Malaprop

For more sinking relationships, head over to Dating Fails!

I see what you did there, crafty cucumber (zucchini?) carver. - Matty Malaprop

That is one titanic hat, if I do say so myself. - Matty Malaprop