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Honesty is the WINNING Policy

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And to think he would have said "inside you" if his gaydar had only given off a slightly stronger signal... - Matty Malaprop

Source: Cyanide & Happiness

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That Compliment Was Camouflaged Too

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Strange though, I didn't think camouflage was precisely a "skill" that needed practicing... - Matty Malaprop

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Talk About Censor-y Deprivation

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Do you see what happens, Hitler, when you invade Poland? BLINDNESS HAPPENS. LEARN FROM YOUR MISTAKES. - Matty Malaprop

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I C What You D'd There

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What? It did what it said on the label and walked away, man. You really only have yourself to blame. - Matty Malaprop

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We've Been Treading Water for a While Now

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Curse you, otters... even your heartbreak is overwhelmingly adorable! - Matty Malaprop

Check out more funny animals at Animal Capshunz!

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That's Totally Not Creepy at All!

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My sixth sense is presently indicating that I should run the hell away from you... - Matty Malaprop

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You Could Say Their Visuals Are Pretty Basic

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Q: Why do computer programmers tend to be insomniacs? A: They typically consume far too much java every day. - Matty Malaprop

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Meohmygod...

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OH MY GOD YOU GUYS IT'S JUST A TABBY GET YOUR MINDS OUT OF THE GUTTER. - Matty Malaprop

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