If you're the kind of person who gets squeamish over literary violence, you'd best keep scrolling. - Matty Malaprop
It may have come 74 games later in the series, but discerning players all knew the second they played it that "The Elder Scrolls: Alzheimers" was really the spiritual successor to "Oblivion." - Matty Malaprop
When comes the part where he DROPS off the radar of American consciousness? That's gonna be my favorite part, no question. - Matty Malaprop
