scotch

I tend to drink specifically to be less tongue-tied... and I feel like this particular quaffable would do nothing to help me accomplish that particular goal. - Matty Malaprop

And besides, it's never a bad idea to moderate your drinking when you're a diabetic. - Matty Malaprop

Hot Scotch, on the other hand, could be a very delightful drink when served in the right social context, I think. - Matty Malaprop