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Why aorta hit you for doing something so stupid, even if it was for the sake of an amazing pun! - Matty Malaprop

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This scientific breakthrough displeased one particular group more than all the others: the birds. They're as angry as they've ever been now. - Matty Malaprop

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Look on the bright side though; it's not like he did anything other than accelerate the inevitable! - Matty Malaprop

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You think just whine because they are begging for food. But in fact they whine because they're calculating the coefficient AND begging for food. - Matty Malaprop

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...up, down, on top, on bottom, strangely, and with charm.