science

In terms of pop singles, this one's really quite a joule. - Matty Malaprop

Science lab protip: always wear shoes.

That's the M. Night Shamalamadoodlypop twist ending: Horatio is the victim! I guess you could say he deserves it, for all of the punishing burns he applies to other people. #Wampwamp - Matty Malaprop

...up, down, on top, on bottom, strangely, and with charm.

Why aorta hit you for doing something so stupid, even if it was for the sake of an amazing pun! - Matty Malaprop

And even when you think they're being honest, it's more likely they're just being ionic. - Matty Malaprop

Class is in session at the School of Fail!