science

Why aorta hit you for doing something so stupid, even if it was for the sake of an amazing pun! - Matty Malaprop

This scientific breakthrough displeased one particular group more than all the others: the birds. They're as angry as they've ever been now. - Matty Malaprop

Look on the bright side though; it's not like he did anything other than accelerate the inevitable! - Matty Malaprop

You think just whine because they are begging for food. But in fact they whine because they're calculating the coefficient AND begging for food. - Matty Malaprop

...up, down, on top, on bottom, strangely, and with charm.