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Why aorta hit you for doing something so stupid, even if it was for the sake of an amazing pun! - Matty Malaprop

That's the M. Night Shamalamadoodlypop twist ending: Horatio is the victim! I guess you could say he deserves it, for all of the punishing burns he applies to other people. #Wampwamp - Matty Malaprop

...up, down, on top, on bottom, strangely, and with charm.

And even when you think they're being honest, it's more likely they're just being ionic. - Matty Malaprop

Class is in session at the School of Fail!