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all ears im-all-ears literalism saying - 4877783040
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No, seriously. I'm an oracular spectacular unto myself. - Matty Malaprop

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I mean, sure, it's cute, but clearly this would have worked better if it referenced by boyfriend, Justin Timberlake. And his package within a package, of course. - Matty Malaprop

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If you're going to pun homophonically, then for the love of god you could at least use actual homophones! - Matty Malaprop

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Seriously dude, if you can just let go of your popsicle angst, then I'm pretty sure your hostile exterior will simply melt away. - Matty Malaprop

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And in truth, I probably could not have written a concise, punny post title for this particular image, so I'm still a liar even in my attempt to act truthfully. Well shoot. - Matty Malaprop