santa

And I can tell it's a stretch by the pixels, and having seen quite a few stretched images in my time. - Matty Malaprop

Viagra: It makes Santa go 'round the world. - Matty Malaprop

Good thing Spongebob stepped in to intervene in the Saint Nick of time, otherwise who knows what might have happened! - Matty Malaprop

I wonder if Santa's helpers are just as husky as he is... - Matty Malaprop