... and, coincidentally, it also explains why she always said she just kept wanting to eat him all up. - Matty Malaprop
He's a pretty good stand-in for all the full-time teachers, but he needs to learn to keep his mouth shut. Mentioning your six-inch around kindergartners is NOT a thing that goes over particularly well with anyone... - Matty Malaprop
I meant to pack one for lunch this morning, but I didn't have any broom left in my lunchbox! - Matty Malaprop
It's the only kind of sandwich my ex would ever make me. And people wonder why I'm single... - Matty Malaprop