sandwich

My only complaint about Adventure Time is that it is sandwiched between shows I like less than Adventure Time. - Matty Malaprop

It's the only kind of sandwich my ex would ever make me. And people wonder why I'm single... - Matty Malaprop

He's a pretty good stand-in for all the full-time teachers, but he needs to learn to keep his mouth shut. Mentioning your six-inch around kindergartners is NOT a thing that goes over particularly well with anyone... - Matty Malaprop

The restaurant that sells these is such a great little place! It's owned and operated entirely by the sweetest tight-knit family you can imagine. - Matty Malaprop

Ordering one of these for lunch is guaranteed to put you on the sunny side of the afternoon! - Matty Malaprop

Surrealiously you guys, that's the only appropriate reaction to such an incident in my mind. - Matty Malaprop

It's a with sandwiched in a sandwich made of sand... SANDWICHCEPTION. - Matty Malaprop

I'm usually not a huge fan of sand sculptures, but in this case I'm willing to make an hexception. - Matty Malaprop

... and, coincidentally, it also explains why she always said she just kept wanting to eat him all up. - Matty Malaprop

I meant to pack one for lunch this morning, but I didn't have any broom left in my lunchbox! - Matty Malaprop

The man then proceeded to wolf down his meal while his animal friends stood by, bearly able to watch such a gruesome spectacle. - Matty Malaprop