sand

You know, if it is just a speech impediment, he can always Iago to therapy for that sort of thing, so success all around! - Matty Malaprop

It's a with sandwiched in a sandwich made of sand... SANDWICHCEPTION. - Matty Malaprop

I meant to pack one for lunch this morning, but I didn't have any broom left in my lunchbox! - Matty Malaprop

I'm usually not a huge fan of sand sculptures, but in this case I'm willing to make an hexception. - Matty Malaprop