I'll tell you the rest of the joke in a minute, I promise, but I need to get over the hurdle that is the lead in first. - Matty Malaprop
This is my favorite Public Henemy song! - Matty Malaprop
It's fuel-efficient, fast and sexy as all hell. The only drawback: Burning wool smells a whole lot worse than burning rubber. - Matty Malaprop
It really is a pretty tragic story. Even his campaign manager resigned after he determined that Scissors was a danger to himself and others. - Matty Malaprop
