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By ghdawg6197 (Via Octopuns)
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"What was her name?" "Celes." "Oh! I saw Celes the other day! She really is a cute girl!" - Matty Malaprop

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The tumbler, on the other hand, would have no problems keeping the present you contained. - Matty Malaprop

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By Unknown
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Ah, the ol' second amendment word order switcheroo. I didn't see that one com-OH WAIT YES I DID. - Matty Malaprop

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Poorly drawn bear arms are bear arms all the same! No bear-taxation without equal bear-representation! Etc.! - Matty Malaprop

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By xyzpdq1
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Not even a crafty shoop could convincingly merge Wongs into Wrights, I don't think. - Matty Malaprop

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Fitting that one should tattoo that constitutional right on one's guns, eh? - Matty Malaprop

Who you callin' ugly?

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By AWizardOnTheMoon
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I don't even know what to say about this, punmasters. I don't even. - Matty Malaprop

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I imagine this particular artist did not score very high trademarks in his circle-drawing seminar... - Matty Malaprop

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25 Not Completely Incorrect, Technically Accurate Moments

Sure, arguing over semantics is all about dodging empirical facts and avoiding reality, but also it's kinda fun to be technically accurate. You're not gonna score high on any tests or win any real arguments being technically accurate, but at least at the end of the day you can tell yourself that your position, while stupid, was unassailable in its own little way.

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Even if you get left in the lurch, at least you've kept doing right by the rules of proper pun-making. - Matty Malaprop

Source: Cyanide & Happiness