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Aaaaaaaaaaand this is what we in the business refer to as "the bottom of the barrel." - Matty Malaprop

Re: my tardiness, I have one thing to say and one thing only: Frankly my year, I don't give a meep. - Matty Malaprop

And this particular cake is very good at cleaning your companion pubes, if you know what I mean. - Matty Malaprop

After looking at this pun and spending half an hour trying to come up with some appropriate commentary, all I can bring myself to say is that the Tylenol in the image above seems awfully appealing right now... - Matty Malaprop

Oh Brock... your squinty eyes only serve to conceal your inner genius. - Matty Malaprop

If you're thinking canonically then you know that all matters of piddling are handled by Ackbar's second-in-command, Captain Rabkca. - Matty Malaprop