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Oh Brock... your squinty eyes only serve to conceal your inner genius. - Matty Malaprop

Judging from the nature of the show, I'd guess their usual brunches are extraordinarily hammy. - Matty Malaprop

Do you think this magical drink was brewed up by a Hot Sauce Committee? - Matty Malaprop

Truth is, I really love Facebook punslinging. How inconvenient. - Matty Malaprop

More Facebook foibles over here!

... or he. I've never fully understood the gendering of Furbies, so... - Matty Malaprop

Re: my tardiness, I have one thing to say and one thing only: Frankly my year, I don't give a meep. - Matty Malaprop

How many UV rays would a bare-bottomed bear soak up if a bare-bottomed bear soaked up UV rays? - Matty Malaprop