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You really couldn't ask for a better receptionist though. He always talks in a way that brings Joseph Gordon-Levitty to everyone's day! - Matty Malaprop

I disagree profusely with this pun on the grounds that I find it impossible to feel blue when the Nyan Cat song is playing. - Matty Malaprop

... or he. I've never fully understood the gendering of Furbies, so... - Matty Malaprop

And this particular cake is very good at cleaning your companion pubes, if you know what I mean. - Matty Malaprop

... because much like a desert, the Bloodhound Gang's discovery is mostly devoid of life and appeal. HEYO! - Matty Malaprop

Re: my tardiness, I have one thing to say and one thing only: Frankly my year, I don't give a meep. - Matty Malaprop