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You're a User, Gary!

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Paul's Boozetique

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Do you think this magical drink was brewed up by a Hot Sauce Committee? - Matty Malaprop

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Ackbar Always Gets Caught With His Pants Down

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Yep, that's definitely a bomb you don't want to be around at the time of detonation. - Matty Malaprop

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Forever a scone

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Stahp it, Pleated Jeans! You're Hurting His Feelings!

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You woodn't like it if someone made a mean rhyme about you, wood you? - Matty Malaprop

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Airline food ain't what you gotta worry about

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Cyan Cat

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I disagree profusely with this pun on the grounds that I find it impossible to feel blue when the Nyan Cat song is playing. - Matty Malaprop

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He's Been There for Hours and He's Just Bearly Starting to Color

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How many UV rays would a bare-bottomed bear soak up if a bare-bottomed bear soaked up UV rays? - Matty Malaprop

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