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Your actions are reprehensible, sure. But in my current apathetic state, I can't be forced to care one iYoda about your bad behavior. - Matty Malaprop

After looking at this pun and spending half an hour trying to come up with some appropriate commentary, all I can bring myself to say is that the Tylenol in the image above seems awfully appealing right now... - Matty Malaprop

You might even say the itch was tickled to receive such a present. - Matty Malaprop

Something tells me Falcon Kick is probably ineffectual when you can't see your legs... - Matty Malaprop

How many UV rays would a bare-bottomed bear soak up if a bare-bottomed bear soaked up UV rays? - Matty Malaprop