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Oh Brock... your squinty eyes only serve to conceal your inner genius. - Matty Malaprop

... because much like a desert, the Bloodhound Gang's discovery is mostly devoid of life and appeal. HEYO! - Matty Malaprop

Truth is, I really love Facebook punslinging. How inconvenient. - Matty Malaprop

More Facebook foibles over here!

I disagree profusely with this pun on the grounds that I find it impossible to feel blue when the Nyan Cat song is playing. - Matty Malaprop

Re: my tardiness, I have one thing to say and one thing only: Frankly my year, I don't give a meep. - Matty Malaprop

Judging from the nature of the show, I'd guess their usual brunches are extraordinarily hammy. - Matty Malaprop