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... because much like a desert, the Bloodhound Gang's discovery is mostly devoid of life and appeal. HEYO! - Matty Malaprop

Somnambulance has never seemed so serious. - Matty Malaprop

Something tells me Falcon Kick is probably ineffectual when you can't see your legs... - Matty Malaprop

Judging from the nature of the show, I'd guess their usual brunches are extraordinarily hammy. - Matty Malaprop

I disagree profusely with this pun on the grounds that I find it impossible to feel blue when the Nyan Cat song is playing. - Matty Malaprop

Aaaaaaaaaaand this is what we in the business refer to as "the bottom of the barrel." - Matty Malaprop