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... I'm just gonna leave this here and go have a massive EMBARRASS over in the corner, thanks. - Matty Malaprop

Now THAT is how you sell an overcosted, under-tasted kind of generic American dinner! - Matty Malaprop

Not the most appetizing menu, I admit, but the price is cheap as free! - Matty Malaprop

Their cuisine is so good, it'll have you saying "oh my pho ga!" - Matty Malaprop

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Now that I think about it, putting au jus on tso chicken sounds downright dreadful... I think I just killed all my taste buds with my post title... - Matty Malaprop