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Watching the pigs succumb to his Baller skills is pretty hiLarryous, though. Almost as hilarious as the unnecessary misspelling of Larry Bird's last name in this pun. - Matty Malaprop

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I apologize for the Skrillex overload on the site of late... so here's some palate-cleansing "dubstep" for you. - Matty Malaprop

[youtube="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCmhPydD7zw"]

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It's funny b/c Steve Martin jokes are roughly as funny as fart jokes LOLOLOLOLOLOL!! - Matty Malaprop

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I'm quite certain if I could s-pear just a few minutes of my precious time, I could come up with a batch of puns far supearior to this one. - Matty Malaprop

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... that makes one of us, anonymous submitter. Because I certainly do not. - Matty Malaprop

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Just 20 minutes every day, and your muscles will be Blooming in no time! And your figure will doubtless take on a whole new Depp! - Matty Malaprop

Source: Worth1000

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Well, they do call them cans for a reason, you know... - Matty Malaprop

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Trufax: I have no idea who this lady is because #IDon'tWatchMovies and #INeverGetTheseKindofJokes - Matty Malaprop

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That's the most compelling part about Walter White, if you ask me: He's both the lion AND the lamb. - Matty Malaprop