reinterpretation

For when you take a shot and you really need it to stick. - Matty Malaprop

For Zero, decelerating in School Zones has always been a rather sworded affair. - Matty Malaprop

I'd tell them to share the love, but I'm pretty sure that violates their moral code as well... - Matty Malaprop

Slow Children at Play was just the beginning of the sign-centric madness. - Matty Malaprop