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Things that Don't Make any Dang Sense

The world is full of contradictions. We have biological rules and invented bureaucracies that make no sense. Things aren't named what they mean. We even have words that just seemed to have popped in from nowhere, and odd linguistic tics that are crazily inconsistent. For more stuff about this strange world, here are weird and specific facts to alienate strangers with.

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Plus, I hear if you regularize your spending habits and locations, you eventually become eligible for an annual tux exemption. - Matty Malaprop

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I'm a little surprised Mr. Crazy Glue is using an axe. I could have sworn his weapon of choice would be a gluemstick. - Matty Malaprop

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Don't let yourself give in to the Sweet Scent of Regular, lest you want to see yourself Transformed into a Snorlax. - Matty Malaprop

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