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It Also Shot the Sheriff, But That's Another Story Entirely

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Maybe we can pick out whatever keeps stopping it up with some redemption tongs? - Matty Malaprop

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Almost Ubiquitous Really

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He Shopped the Sheriff, But He Didn't Shoop the Deputy

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Your Throat Must Be Foal of Phlegm...

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Pygmyponyngitis is a silent but deadly disease -- one that ought be feared by all Dental Floss Tycoons the world over. - Matty Malaprop

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You Gotta Hand it to the Sphere for Always Bouncing Back, Though

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If you ask me, this pun proves once and for all that boxing is most definitely a three-dimensional sport. - Matty Malaprop

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Larry Welk

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Wunnerful...wunnerful...wunerful...and now a word from our friends at Geritol....

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SMP CLASSIC: Well At Least Your Bifocals Are the Right Prescription

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He may be able to see now at least, but he'll still never overcome the social astigmatism attached to flip-phones in this day and age. - Matty Malaprop

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You Don't Say?

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Today on self-evident science theater... - Matty Malaprop

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