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Because driving an aquarium just takes far too much work, really. - Matty Malaprop
Spooky season inspires all kinds of ridiculous nonsense. With that being said, we can't say that we've ever encountered this kind of situation, involving one person wanting to put a birthday hat on their neighbor's pumpkin. It is a pretty dang petty move that could go on to inspire a full-fledged war between the neighbors.
Black bear just got burned so hard, he's going to need a winter's worth of hibernation for his creys. - Matty Malaprop