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He's good with a gun, but he's better with gut bombs. - Matty Malaprop

Man, these guys' disses are worse than the taste of spoiled tzatziki... - Matty Malaprop

Normally I hate drives that are always too eager to show off their ride's horns, but I can totally see why these two would be into that sort of thing! - Matty Malaprop

That's actually what got him into the hip-hop game! He was fired from a menial retail position, and his boss told him to stick to mix tapes. - Matty Malaprop

Editor's Note: This video contains foul language, fouler puns, and sexy drunk kitchen shenanigans. - Matty Malaprop