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You might wanna take a hiatus from the whole commuting thing for a while, lest your wrists unexpectedly and suddenly brake. - Matty Malaprop

Sure, it's inconsistent and unpredictable, but I'm willing to bet it's still preferable to the Schizophrenicoaster. - Matty Malaprop

The brow on this video is raised so high that I think the creator just cubed his forehead. - Matty Malaprop