radio

NPR, you so boss, your hosts and correspondents all have naturally pun-able names! - Matty Malaprop

Some have criticized the morality of such underground airwaves, but really I think we all know the FCC deserves a bit of pillaging and plundering... - Matty Malaprop

Man, he's so out of shape, it looks like he's about to have a full-on meltdown! - Matty Malaprop

I admire the device's porktability, but its signal strength is often just the absolute bratwurst! - Matty Malaprop