queen

After a day at the races, there's nothing more satisfying than an afternoon spent tidying up around the house. That's not actually a true statement at all, but I couldn't figure out how else to fit a Queen pun into this write-up. - Matty Malaprop

Click the word "obligatory" for an obligatory. - Matty Malaprop

It's my birthday tomorrow, boys and girls. Buy me this shirt as a prezzie plz? - Matty Malaprop

When "Don't Stop Me Now" becomes "Can't Stop Me Now." - Matty Malaprop

Well, it looks like someone's still got a little Sex Pistol left in her... (horriblementalimagecannotunsee.jpg) - Matty Malaprop

More political humour over here!

Honey, listen, your moves really aren't as smooth as you think. Sooner or later you're going to have to learn to call a spade a spade and accept that. - Matty Malaprop

I'mma just say it: The Lion King would have been a million times better if Queen had done the soundtrack instead of Elton John. - Matty Malaprop

Impressive. But can you draw a little silhouette of a man? - Matty Malaprop

Can't really blame the kid; last time I got gassed up at the dentist, I walked out of there thinking I was a queen, too. - Matty Malaprop

Dear atheists: If God is dead, how me a queen capture enemy king? CHECKMATE ATHEISTS. - Matty Malaprop