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By Unknown
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After a day at the races, there's nothing more satisfying than an afternoon spent tidying up around the house. That's not actually a true statement at all, but I couldn't figure out how else to fit a Queen pun into this write-up. - Matty Malaprop

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Via Wirdou
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It's my birthday tomorrow, boys and girls. Buy me this shirt as a prezzie plz? - Matty Malaprop

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When "Don't Stop Me Now" becomes "Can't Stop Me Now." - Matty Malaprop

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By nwhity
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Well, it looks like someone's still got a little Sex Pistol left in her... (horriblementalimagecannotunsee.jpg) - Matty Malaprop

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Honey, listen, your moves really aren't as smooth as you think. Sooner or later you're going to have to learn to call a spade a spade and accept that. - Matty Malaprop

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I'mma just say it: The Lion King would have been a million times better if Queen had done the soundtrack instead of Elton John. - Matty Malaprop

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By Unknown
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Impressive. But can you draw a little silhouette of a man? - Matty Malaprop

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Can't really blame the kid; last time I got gassed up at the dentist, I walked out of there thinking I was a queen, too. - Matty Malaprop

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Dear atheists: If God is dead, how me a queen capture enemy king? CHECKMATE ATHEISTS. - Matty Malaprop