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Editor's Note: This video contains foul language, fouler puns, and sexy drunk kitchen shenanigans. - Matty Malaprop
For what it's worth, I've heard Glass Onions do wonders for first and second-degree burns. - Matty Malaprop
By sonnetxvii (Via Pleated Jeans)
Jeff, you gotta step up your pun game! I know it's hard to do anything with the word Zebra, but I have faith in you of all people! - Matty Malaprop
Sometimes a stupid pun can make your day, and this meme definitely fits that bill. While most puns make us groan and roll our eyes, this one is clever beyond words and we love it for that. So sit back, relax, and enjoy this incredibly dumb meme entitled "Well That Sucks."
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Fun fact: Pleated Jeans focus-grouped a more risqué punimal in the form of the womb-at, but it didn't resonate particularly well with his audience, so he cut it from his final version. - Matty Malaprop
Bad jokes and puns will never get old. Or they get so old that they're new. So bad that they're good. Sometimes what you need is a terrible joke to make you laugh. So here's a bunch of them to get you rolling your eyes and shaking your head with pain and laughter. Pain at how badly-good the jokes are.
These celebrity name puns might just be the epitome of the dad joke, but we're really okay with that. Sometimes puns just catch you by surprise with their wit and you don't even think about how stupid they are!
You can click here for even more terrible yet clever dad jokes!
If you happen to be living in the Wallingford neighborhood of Seattle, Washington, you absolutely must pass by the Wallingford Sign. The good people of a humble gas station in the the town go to the trouble of putting up hilariously terribly amazing puns on their sign every. single. day. Commuters going past this sign are lucky indeed. We could all use some more laughter in our lives. Especially when it comes in sign-form.
Do you like terrible jokes that make you groan? If so, you might be a dad. Hell, even if you're not a dad, we think you'll enjoy these funny memes that utilize the worst-possible jokes just for your dumb enjoyment. Keep in mind, we have to sift through and read all of these. We hope you're happy.
All dads can rejoice over these stupid pun-filled memes. We'd also like to extend that to dads-in-training; you don't need to be a dad or even want kids in order to be a dad-in-training - the only requirement here is that you take a lot of joy in making the whole room groan from your bad jokes.
