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Death, or deathly punmanship. There's no winning when those are your options. - Matty Malaprop

It's these kind of jokes that got the whole lot of "Pearls Before Swine" characters Exiled on Main Street to begin with. - Matty Malaprop

I've always been quite partial to puns with this much linearity. - Matty Malaprop

Please don't let this become a commonly used macro please don't let this become a commonly used macro please don't let this become a commonly used macro please don't let this become a commonly used macro please don't let this become a commonly used macro... - Matty Malaprop

Still better than a visit from Uncle Creepy, if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop

Me and my friends do this to my roommate everytime he starts humming Dashboard Confessional's "Screaming Infidelities." You'd think he'd have learned by now... - Matty Malaprop

When I finished reading this pun, I audibly hyuck finned. - Matty Malaprop

This could have gone a lot ruffer. Y'all should be thankful for the dopey punchline. - Matty Malaprop

Cute puppies and funny doggies: I Has a Hotdog has 'em all!

I'm pretty sure these fishers will be singing a different tuna when their aquatic prey start coming after them armed with swordfish... - Matty Malaprop

... but what about slightly skeptical ones? Are those okay to click? - Matty Malaprop

Rage Comics dude, you just got totally Deen-ied! - Matty Malaprop

Troll Dad would know. He's made a TON of Ens zyme in his life. - Matty Malaprop

I really love that this joke both is and isn't. It's tautological but also a paradox! WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY IS I'M A NERD AND I'M READING WAY TOO MUCH INTO THIS DON'T JUDGE ME OKAY GOD YOU'RE ALL SUCH HUGE JERKS! - Matty Malaprop