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I really love that this joke both is and isn't. It's tautological but also a paradox! WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY IS I'M A NERD AND I'M READING WAY TOO MUCH INTO THIS DON'T JUDGE ME OKAY GOD YOU'RE ALL SUCH HUGE JERKS! - Matty Malaprop

... but what about slightly skeptical ones? Are those okay to click? - Matty Malaprop

Still better than a visit from Uncle Creepy, if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop

When I finished reading this pun, I audibly hyuck finned. - Matty Malaprop

Death, or deathly punmanship. There's no winning when those are your options. - Matty Malaprop