It may not help you get swole, but at least you'll be a lard-ass who is always wrinkle-free! - Matty Malaprop
That's what happens when you pump too much money into the economy too quickly! - Matty Malaprop
Social media at its best and worst on Failbook!
Yeah, I totally own a copy of "Pump Up the Jam: The Album" on cassette. YOU JELLIEZ??? - Matty Malaprop
Technotronic: the latest and greatest edible spread by Smuckers! - Matty Malaprop
Editor's Note: Technotronic is not a real Smuckers product. Please don't sue me.
