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donald trump hell homophone homophones promise similar sounding threat to pay toupee - 4703640576

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I think this pun needs more cowbell... - Matty Malaprop

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penitentiary prefix prison promise pun punishment threat - 5454120704

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Such laughable forms of punishment aren't terribly compelling reasons for repeat punfenders to repunt, if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop

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I think I would have enjoyed this story a bit more if I hadn't been completely sauced when I read it. - Matty Malaprop

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