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donald trump hell homophone homophones promise similar sounding threat to pay toupee - 4703640576

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ahead boots follow foot go go on hat head homophones literalism promise - 4650267392

By shinykittyco

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I think this pun needs more cowbell... - Matty Malaprop

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dead horse Hall of Fame iphone ocean promise texting threat - 5605059328

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penitentiary prefix prison promise pun punishment threat - 5454120704

By M Walker

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Such laughable forms of punishment aren't terribly compelling reasons for repeat punfenders to repunt, if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop

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double meaning free guarantee Hall of Fame literalism misinterpretation pizza promise - 5588269312

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I think I would have enjoyed this story a bit more if I hadn't been completely sauced when I read it. - Matty Malaprop

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