As if the end of the roll wasn't already hard enough to find! - Matty Malaprop
When you're balding, but you still wanna dress the part for that upcoming Rancid concert, you need MOGAINE (tm). - Matty Malaprop
Sparkling water is a decisive topic. Some appreciate a light alternative to juice and soda, and everyone else demands to know where the flavor is. It's hard for many of us to spend money on a product whose selling point is that there's almost nothing in it, and that generates some pretty hilarious complaints. For more twitter stuff, here are funny tweets to give that day a boost.
So it attracts mutts to men like Axe attracts obscene amounts of money to miserable advertisements? - Matty Malaprop
One time in French class in high school, a peer of mine told the class she almost shat herself the last time she got scared by a movie. Our teacher was shocked to hear one of her pupil's swearing, until said classmate convinced her that she had meant to say "chat" (French for cat) instead.
This story has very little to do with this video. But I decided to tell it anyway, so you're welcome! - Matty Malaprop