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Say what you will about my taste in cinema, but I've always been a sucker for a good giraffesploitation flick. - Matty Malaprop

He barks all night and he sleeps all day!

... it's actually really annoying, to be quite honest with you. - Matty Malaprop

I mean, in terms of clarity, I think this pun would work better as "cantelope," but who am I to quibble over minute details? #IALWAYSQuibbleOverMinuteDetails - Matty Malaprop

Cue skeptical Inigo Montoya quote here. - Matty Malaprop

Yarmulke yarmulke yarmulke! And poof! You've brought the movie's star to where you are! - Matty Malaprop

Q. What did the corn stalker say when his target got away? A. "Aw shucks."

... aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand scene. - Matty Malaprop

Unfortunately for Pikachewie, Thunderbolt is not very effective against carbonite casings... - Matty Malaprop

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GEEZ SUBMITTER COME ON NOW GET IT RIGHT. - Matty Malaprop

More Rage Comics over here!

I think it's time for us... to hit the rodent. YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. - Matty Malaprop

The TV serie every freak wanted to see.

And if those magazines ads are all from "Sports Illustrated: Swimsuit Editions," then I have NO IDEA what you'd even call the garment at that point. - Matty Malaprop

Stars... rainbows... WHAT'S NEXT BOWIE? ARE YOU GONNA TURN INTO A CLOUD????? - Matty Malaprop

From zero to subzero in six seconds. - Matty Malaprop

Cute. But I'm pretty sure they'd still get devoured by a Jaguar in a street race. - Matty Malaprop

I never would have even bothered with med school if they'd just told me up front that I wouldn't get to operate on hippos! This whole system is a sham! - Matty Malaprop