By Unknown
Especially when you employ it for completely ridiculous and unnecessary purposes. - Matty Malaprop
portmanteau
Q. What did the corn stalker say when his target got away? A. "Aw shucks."
... aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand scene. - Matty Malaprop
By Unknown
I never would have even bothered with med school if they'd just told me up front that I wouldn't get to operate on hippos! This whole system is a sham! - Matty Malaprop
Via Inkslip
Unfortunately for Pikachewie, Thunderbolt is not very effective against carbonite casings... - Matty Malaprop
Happy Star Wars Day! Honor the Jedi within by checking out our Star Wars-themed Cheezburger site!
By Unknown
But does it really have to happen on a Tuesday? I actually LIKE Tuesdays. Curse you, Raptor Jesus! - Matty Malaprop
