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Cute. But I'm pretty sure they'd still get devoured by a Jaguar in a street race. - Matty Malaprop

From zero to subzero in six seconds. - Matty Malaprop

Because, you know, a really tiny, completely unimportant and not remotely anticipated game came out today, or something. - Matty Malaprop

To date, the above might be the most suggestive title I've ever crafted for a piece of content. You're welcome?

Stars... rainbows... WHAT'S NEXT BOWIE? ARE YOU GONNA TURN INTO A CLOUD????? - Matty Malaprop

And if those magazines ads are all from "Sports Illustrated: Swimsuit Editions," then I have NO IDEA what you'd even call the garment at that point. - Matty Malaprop

The TV serie every freak wanted to see.

Oh dear god. Smurf cuckolding. IT'S IN MY BRAIN AND IT DOESN'T WANT TO GO AWAY! - Matty Malaprop

Cue skeptical Inigo Montoya quote here. - Matty Malaprop

Unfortunately for Pikachewie, Thunderbolt is not very effective against carbonite casings... - Matty Malaprop

Happy Star Wars Day! Honor the Jedi within by checking out our Star Wars-themed Cheezburger site!

I think it's time for us... to hit the rodent. YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. - Matty Malaprop

GEEZ SUBMITTER COME ON NOW GET IT RIGHT. - Matty Malaprop

More Rage Comics over here!

Q. What did the corn stalker say when his target got away? A. "Aw shucks."

... aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand scene. - Matty Malaprop

Yarmulke yarmulke yarmulke! And poof! You've brought the movie's star to where you are! - Matty Malaprop

I never would have even bothered with med school if they'd just told me up front that I wouldn't get to operate on hippos! This whole system is a sham! - Matty Malaprop