Because, you know, a really tiny, completely unimportant and not remotely anticipated game came out today, or something. - Matty Malaprop
Punmaster Facinelli4ever says: "This is what happens when I draw the Nyan Cat during chemistry class, while reviewing for a test. 'Hmm... Nyan cat... cation... NYAN CAT-ION.'"
Meme as mnemonic device? Don't mind if I do! - Matty Malaprop
To date, the above might be the most suggestive title I've ever crafted for a piece of content. You're welcome?
He barks all night and he sleeps all day!
... it's actually really annoying, to be quite honest with you. - Matty Malaprop
Cute. But I'm pretty sure they'd still get devoured by a Jaguar in a street race. - Matty Malaprop
Oh dear god. Smurf cuckolding. IT'S IN MY BRAIN AND IT DOESN'T WANT TO GO AWAY! - Matty Malaprop
Say what you will about my taste in cinema, but I've always been a sucker for a good giraffesploitation flick. - Matty Malaprop