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cation Chemistry ion literalism meme mnemonic Nyan Cat portmanteau - 5440539904
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Punmaster Facinelli4ever says: "This is what happens when I draw the Nyan Cat during chemistry class, while reviewing for a test. 'Hmm... Nyan cat... cation... NYAN CAT-ION.'"

Meme as mnemonic device? Don't mind if I do! - Matty Malaprop

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Q. What did the corn stalker say when his target got away? A. "Aw shucks."

... aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand scene. - Matty Malaprop

antelope cantaloupe combination contraction juxtaposition portmanteau - 6532136960
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I mean, in terms of clarity, I think this pun would work better as "cantelope," but who am I to quibble over minute details? #IALWAYSQuibbleOverMinuteDetails - Matty Malaprop

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awesome chillin chilling chinchilla Hall of Fame portmanteau suffix verbified - 5012943104
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I think it's time for us... to hit the rodent. YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. - Matty Malaprop

combination contraction Hall of Fame portmanteau raptor jesus RAPTURE time tuesday velociraptor - 4779776000
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But does it really have to happen on a Tuesday? I actually LIKE Tuesdays. Curse you, Raptor Jesus! - Matty Malaprop

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Yarmulke yarmulke yarmulke! And poof! You've brought the movie's star to where you are! - Matty Malaprop

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creepy lolwut milf portmanteau smurf smurfette the smurfs - 5013771776
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Oh dear god. Smurf cuckolding. IT'S IN MY BRAIN AND IT DOESN'T WANT TO GO AWAY! - Matty Malaprop

combination jack russell terrier literalism lumberjack mashup portmanteau - 6618993408
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He barks all night and he sleeps all day!

... it's actually really annoying, to be quite honest with you. - Matty Malaprop

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boar guinea pig lamb lamborghini literalism paneled portmanteau sequence - 4680544256
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Cute. But I'm pretty sure they'd still get devoured by a Jaguar in a street race. - Matty Malaprop

feet Fetish foot portmanteau - 6556055040
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Besides, I'm far more fond of portmanteaus than I am of boring technical descriptions. - Matty Malaprop

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bowie david bowie literalism portmanteau rainbow shoop surname - 6559821824
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Stars... rainbows... WHAT'S NEXT BOWIE? ARE YOU GONNA TURN INTO A CLOUD????? - Matty Malaprop

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And if those magazines ads are all from "Sports Illustrated: Swimsuit Editions," then I have NO IDEA what you'd even call the garment at that point. - Matty Malaprop