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Cute. But I'm pretty sure they'd still get devoured by a Jaguar in a street race. - Matty Malaprop

To date, the above might be the most suggestive title I've ever crafted for a piece of content. You're welcome?

And if those magazines ads are all from "Sports Illustrated: Swimsuit Editions," then I have NO IDEA what you'd even call the garment at that point. - Matty Malaprop

Unfortunately for Pikachewie, Thunderbolt is not very effective against carbonite casings... - Matty Malaprop

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Especially when you employ it for completely ridiculous and unnecessary purposes. - Matty Malaprop

Punmaster thenameless1 says: "Life, liberty and the pursuit of bounties."

The D is silent, anyway. - Matty Malaprop

Punmaster Facinelli4ever says: "This is what happens when I draw the Nyan Cat during chemistry class, while reviewing for a test. 'Hmm... Nyan cat... cation... NYAN CAT-ION.'"

Meme as mnemonic device? Don't mind if I do! - Matty Malaprop

From zero to subzero in six seconds. - Matty Malaprop

Say what you will about my taste in cinema, but I've always been a sucker for a good giraffesploitation flick. - Matty Malaprop

I mean, in terms of clarity, I think this pun would work better as "cantelope," but who am I to quibble over minute details? #IALWAYSQuibbleOverMinuteDetails - Matty Malaprop

Because, you know, a really tiny, completely unimportant and not remotely anticipated game came out today, or something. - Matty Malaprop

The TV serie every freak wanted to see.