He barks all night and he sleeps all day!
... it's actually really annoying, to be quite honest with you. - Matty Malaprop
Cute. But I'm pretty sure they'd still get devoured by a Jaguar in a street race. - Matty Malaprop
Especially when you employ it for completely ridiculous and unnecessary purposes. - Matty Malaprop
Punmaster Facinelli4ever says: "This is what happens when I draw the Nyan Cat during chemistry class, while reviewing for a test. 'Hmm... Nyan cat... cation... NYAN CAT-ION.'"
Meme as mnemonic device? Don't mind if I do! - Matty Malaprop
Unfortunately for Pikachewie, Thunderbolt is not very effective against carbonite casings... - Matty Malaprop
Happy Star Wars Day! Honor the Jedi within by checking out our Star Wars-themed Cheezburger site!
I think it's time for us... to hit the rodent. YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. - Matty Malaprop
From zero to subzero in six seconds. - Matty Malaprop
Cue skeptical Inigo Montoya quote here. - Matty Malaprop
To date, the above might be the most suggestive title I've ever crafted for a piece of content. You're welcome?
Stars... rainbows... WHAT'S NEXT BOWIE? ARE YOU GONNA TURN INTO A CLOUD????? - Matty Malaprop
I never would have even bothered with med school if they'd just told me up front that I wouldn't get to operate on hippos! This whole system is a sham! - Matty Malaprop
Yarmulke yarmulke yarmulke! And poof! You've brought the movie's star to where you are! - Matty Malaprop
Q. What did the corn stalker say when his target got away?
A. "Aw shucks."
... aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand scene. - Matty Malaprop
But does it really have to happen on a Tuesday? I actually LIKE Tuesdays. Curse you, Raptor Jesus! - Matty Malaprop
Say what you will about my taste in cinema, but I've always been a sucker for a good giraffesploitation flick. - Matty Malaprop