By Unknown
Pokémon
Via Eric Sandstrom
(singing voice on) ♪ A whole new wooooooooooooorld / a dazzling region I never knew / but when I'm way up here, Kanto's crystal clear / that now I'm in a whole new world... with Mew. ♪ - Matty Malaprop
Via Diglett Comics
It may not do any immediate damage to your opponent, but it certainly helps keep life ratios in check between the two of you. - Matty Malaprop
By HURRDURRDURP
The only thing I'm certain of is this: Brock's terrible string of rhyming puns makes me really wish I owned a crying pan. - Matty Malaprop
By Unknown
Because Pokémon Black and White are not as ethnically inclusive as they really ought to be. - Matty Malaprop
Via Cracked
And when you're done shopping, you can always stop at Ash's Kanto Style Delibird for a delicious sandwich! - Matty Malaprop
By Unknown
We wanted to launch the site earlier, but do you have ANY idea how long it took to acquire a good backlog of Magikarp LoLz? - Matty Malaprop
By Talex1o1 (Via We Feel We Aren't Mattered)
Punmaster Talex1o1 says: "Conditions aren't helped by the Brocky terrain."
Sure, it's a bit of a rough ride, but you should be able to make it okay as long as you're Gary, Gary careful. - Matty Malaprop
Via Punblr
Don't let yourself give in to the Sweet Scent of Regular, lest you want to see yourself Transformed into a Snorlax. - Matty Malaprop
