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When it comes to polarity, there are no wrongs or whites, only positives and negatives. #ThatJokeWasBadAndIFeelBad - Matty Malaprop

He's clever and a world-class athlete? Calling him a tennis probably an understatement then! - Matty Malaprop

Eins, zwei, drei, vier me! - Matty Malaprop

... because last I checked, I could have sworn the expulsion of excrement was a subtraction from a being... - Matty Malaprop