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And here in one picture we have basically everything I hate about the Internet. I'll let you guys extrapolate from that statement as you wish. - Matty Malaprop

Ugh, now I'm just having flashbacks of that stupid Geico commercial... - Matty Malaprop

This scientific breakthrough displeased one particular group more than all the others: the birds. They're as angry as they've ever been now. - Matty Malaprop

Maybe it's a hardware problem? If you ask me, it's probably just a case of shaken bacon. - Matty Malaprop

Hat'stay neoay eryvay ducatedeay igpay, fiay ouyay skaay emay! - Matty Malaprop

I'm Yao-ing all the way to Nopesville over this. - Matty Malaprop

Need some eye bleach? Daily Squee is here to help!

They won't GIF up.

... the title of this post is what I'm imagining the cactus says in the next panel of this comic. Because anthropomorphic cactuses with a taste for bacon. Or something. - Matty Malaprop

You can tell he's making a swift recovery since he's already acting like his usual hammy self. - Matty Malaprop