Let's be clear: Outside of the literal interpretation of the conjunction of these two symbols, the iPad is in no way, shape or form a thing even remotely as good as an actual apple pie. - Matty Malaprop
And it certainly doesn't help that he also had a tendency to consume spam a lot! - Matty Malaprop
... and then the tiger eats the pie and the protagonist jumps ship and swims for shore as fast as he pecan! #FakeSpoilers - Matty Malaprop
He won't tell anyone what he puts in his confections though; you might even say his edibles are unrepeatable. - Matty Malaprop
Let us not go there... it is a silly place. - Matty Malaprop
Pun, pun, pun, pun, pun, pun, pun, pun. - Matty Malaprop