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pi pun - Ipod - TC iPad SO MUCH PUN.COM
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Let's be clear: Outside of the literal interpretation of the conjunction of these two symbols, the iPad is in no way, shape or form a thing even remotely as good as an actual apple pie. - Matty Malaprop

pi pun - Cuisine - The Life of Pie The Journey Begins with a Fork... SO MUCH PUN.COM
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... and then the tiger eats the pie and the protagonist jumps ship and swims for shore as fast as he pecan! #FakeSpoilers - Matty Malaprop

pi pun - Text - WE'RE CALLING T PUMPKIN PI. ILL PUT THIS AT THE END, UNTL WE BUY MORE.
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Oh right, 22 days out and it's already Halloween season. Can I please just ellipsis my way out of pumpkin spice everything month? - Matty Malaprop

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Celebrate Pi Day With Some Delicious Puns!

It's Pi Day! The most delicious of holidays! And one of the most irrational, too! So get ready to laugh for at least 3.14159 [...] minutes with this collection of pi/pie puns!

pi day puns that are 3.14 on the richter scale
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pi pun - Brain - YOYODAWGDAMG.COM YO DAWG,I HERD YOU LIKE PIE SO0 WE PUT PION YOUR PIE SO YOU CAN FIND ITS AREA WHILE YOU EAT IT SO MUCH PUN.COM
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He won't tell anyone what he puts in his confections though; you might even say his edibles are unrepeatable. - Matty Malaprop

sir pi pie knights of the round table homophones round knight circumference - 6816079616
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And it certainly doesn't help that he also had a tendency to consume spam a lot! - Matty Malaprop