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Unfortunately and notably absent: Pickup Line Giraffe. "Hey baby, you wanna learn the real meaning of 'necking?'" - Matty Malaprop

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Baby, are you bloodbending? Because I'm immobilized by your presence. #sociallyawkwardavatarpickuplines - Matty Malaprop

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The internet has revolutionized so much of our lives - drones deliver packages to our houses, we can keep in touch with our loved ones around the world, and with Tinder and other dating apps - we can use terrible, punny pickup lines from the comfort of our homes. Ain't life grand?

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"Nice ass," I hooted, as I admired the newborn donkey in my uncle's barn. - Matty Malaprop

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Punmaster Static_Bunny says: Pepper has some problems "hopping" on the ladies' bright side.

Conversely, Pancake seems to know how to flip on his charm at a moment's notice. - Matty Malaprop

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Oh come on, band-aid friend! Just pentel that eraser how you really feel! - Matty Malaprop