periodic table

Looks like somebody walked into that pun so hard they got straight-up Fort Knoxed out. - Matty Malaprop

It may be the only thing Grumpy Cat approves of, but it is a thing, at least. - Matty Malaprop

When it comes to getting your daily dose of grains, I can think of no better food to ingest than Methamphetawheat. - Matty Malaprop

And c'mon, Ninjantium sounds waaaaaaaaaay cooler than Ununtrium, and we all know it. - Matty Malaprop

No, NOT "HEY JUDE." BECAUSE BATMAN, YOU DINGUS! - Matty Malaprop

...up, down, on top, on bottom, strangely, and with charm.

I'm not sure who would be more proud, Tony Stark of Steve Harris. - Matty Malaprop

Now THIS is the kind of chemistry I can get excited about! - Matty Malaprop